Monday, January 24, 2011

Impending UFO/ET Disclosure by Obama Government.


Okay, not April 1st. I think that what must have happened is that I somehow did something or was involved in something that's shoved me off main-line time down the probability slope into the Twilight Zone.

Chinese National Television Xinhua news is now reporting an impending extraterrestrial disclosure by the Obama administration.

The unprecedented national China TV news bulletin that U.S. President Barack Obama may be preparing to disclose U.S. relations with specific extraterrestrial races was broadcast on the official channel Xinhua on January 4, 2011 on the eve of China President Hu Jintao's state visit to the United States.

9 comments:

Kid A said...

The disclosure will be that George W Bush is a cored human, thralled to the Prador. They sent him to de-stabilise Earth's global political-economic systems to soften us up for invasion.

The crabs have subsequently contacted Obama to apologise for any embarrassment or offence caused by the malfunction of Dubya's speech module...

billd said...

I just knew WikiLeaks was holding back some big scoop - this has to be the real reason they want Assange locked up!

The Kat said...

Bush as a cored human, that explains a lot. Lol!

Jacques Hughes said...

Oh, that brought tears to my eyes. Can't stop laughing........

How'd you manage to drag us into this parallel 'verse with you Neal?

If Dubya isn't cored, perhaps he should be now.

vaudeviewgalor raandisisraisins said...

1000 pts of light excuse for a new world order. let's pray-unite against alien terror!

i see this as another red flag for u.s. frag. hope i'm wrong. we are building a ridiculous billionaire's glib gesture/supply of military stuffid for ...
Naughty Grey 2Skull and his intergalactic bad boyz.

Neal Asher said...

Very chuckleworthy, but I've already detailed what's going on here: http://tinyurl.com/6c9f59o

Kid A said...

Ah.. so you did - no plagiarism intended.

I'm not sure what would be the more worrying conclusion - that the greed and self-serving ambition of our world leaders is due to hostile alien intervention, or that it is an entirely human characteristic..

Neal Asher said...

It's entirely human, of course. I just received a joke by email, along with this classic line: 'Both politicians and nappies need to be changed regularly, and for the same reasons'.

Incidentally, I reckon the China/ET story probably resulted from a translation problem. Obama was probably going to make an announcement on ETS (Emissions Trading Schemes) but the Chinese reporters read 'ETs'.

vaudeviewgalor raandisisraisins said...

in Fuji E.T. the movie really happened in people's minds. its looked at as a documentary.