I found this joke submitted to the Normal Bob Smith site (link down on the right) by one of his fans. Not to everyone's taste, but I laughed.
Four Nuns die in a car accident and are waiting to get into heaven through the pearly gates.
St Peter, being the gatekeeper, asks if any of them have had anything to do with a man’s penis.
“Yes,” says the first, “I've seen one.”
“Go wash out thine eyes in the holy fountain and yea may enter the gates of heaven.”
“Well, I've touched one,” says the second nun.
“Go wash thine hands in the holy fountain and yea may enter the gates of heaven.”
St Peter now turns to see the last two nuns beating the shit out of each other, so runs over to separate them and demands to know what’s going on.
“Well,” says the third nun, “I want to gargle before she washes out her arse.”
4 comments:
You do realise you're going to go to Hell now, don't you..? :-)
Hell would be spending eternity with all those pricks that bang on your door on a Sunday morning to sell you their bullshit: "The Bible? Would that be the story with the talking snake in it?"
My father used to love to talk to them; he used to stand on the doorstep for ages asking questions and pointing out flaws in their arguments until they were begging to leave. I don't have his patience; I usually just mutter the usual stuff about not being interested and close the door.
Did you ever read the funniest religious joke apparently voted for by the Christian group, "Ship of Fools"?
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
I suppose it proves that some of them have a sense of humour. ;-)
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