So here I am back in the land of grey skies, the droning of
the BBC and, for me, seemingly endless bloody paperwork.
First I opened my parcels to see free copies of the American editions of some of my books and also a German edition of The Departure – I’d forgotten they were even doing a translation.
As discussed elsewhere I should have saved the parcel
opening as rewards to myself for opening letters. As it was I spent all evening
opening letters, discarding rubbish and trying to put the rest into some sort
of order. I did discover a great load of letters from a debt collection agency.
Seems I didn’t pay my last Asda bill though I thought I sent a cheque. I sorted
that out too, chuckling when asked questions about my ability to pay.
Meanwhile I noticed that my central heating did not seem to
be working properly. Sitting there with a house temperature of 17C after being
of Crete and being tired from the journey might have been what brought it to my
attention. I hit a reset button and generally buggered about with it and now it
is working. I’ll have to pose some questions to my plumber when he comes round
to service all this stuff in a week or so. I got an electric fire down from the
loft and used that till I hit the sack.
The next day I intended to fully sort out all my mail and
get onto filing my tax return online. What I actually did was shopping. First I
thought it might actually be a good idea to have some food in the house so went
out to my garage, reattached the battery on my car and started it up. When I
tried to drive it out of the garage it stalled. The brakes were locked on and I
actually ended up driving it out just skidding the back wheels along the
ground. A couple of thumps with a metal bar and hammer on the back callipers
sorted to problem and I headed for Morrisons.
When I got back I’d obviously got the shopping bug because I
continued online. Presently, on the ecig front, I’m down to my Vamo, one
Protank and a couple of spare atomizers. I spent quite a bit of money on
Fasttec and elsewhere behaving like a kid in a sweetshop and the first items
have already arrived from Go-Liquids.
Next I noticed something wrong with my access to Google+
then to my blog and my account on You Tube. This drove me mad for quite a
while. I got madder when I discovered that Virgin.net emails could no longer be
used to access Google accounts. I don’t remember receiving any notification
about this. I got madder still when I discovered both on Google and Virgin the
solution to my problem was to use another email address to access my account.
To change this other address I first had to log onto my account. The circle
jerk lack of logic there is incredible, but there it is in black and white on their
sites. I finally sort-of cracked it much later by getting myself a gmail
address and somehow managing to log onto Blogger, then ending up with a new
password and another email at gtempaccount.com. If you have the same problem
please don’t ask me about this because the details of how I got there are
vague. I now have conflicting accounts and that ‘tempaccount’ worries me.
Today I’ve managed to clear most of my mail and it’s time to
start on my tax return. This is why I’m writing a blog post and will shortly be
pissing about on Facebook and Twitter … and probably looking at You Tube videos
about rebuilding ecig atomizers…
4 comments:
Ah 1st world problems... haha welcome back!
Indeed, welcome back to the crappy weather us mere mortals have to put up with all year round.
It sounds like your car needs a good run, why dont you nip up to Glasgow and drop me off a signed copy of the new book? I'm sure you'd enjoy a drive....
Good to see brute force and blunt instruments are ever reliable.
If your recoiling your atomisers get some blunt hyperdermic needles (the sort used for dispensing fluids and oiling model trains) then just thread your wick onto it and wrap the nichrome wire, the hardest part is getting the sodding thing back into the contact, fine tipped tweasers (again from a model shop) work well. Also a digital multi meter is usefull if you want to ponce about with the resistance although i generally just for a straight forward 1.8 or 2ohm load...
If only fixing broken batteries was as easy
Not sure if this is something you'd be interested in, but if you are looking for a good outlet for the pile of books you came home to, you could donate them to Worldbuilders.org in support of Heifer International.
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