This is brilliant:
"Dear Sir/Madam
I would like to draw your attention to a situation that has gone under the radar for too long. Businesses up and down the country are, to this day, allowing this situation to continue, and are in many cases misguidedly encouraging it by providing and in some cases even allowing its consumption at the heart of the workplace, potentially risking the health not only of the person consuming it, but of those innocent people who have its effects forced upon them.
I am of course talking about tea."
"Dear Sir/Madam
I would like to draw your attention to a situation that has gone under the radar for too long. Businesses up and down the country are, to this day, allowing this situation to continue, and are in many cases misguidedly encouraging it by providing and in some cases even allowing its consumption at the heart of the workplace, potentially risking the health not only of the person consuming it, but of those innocent people who have its effects forced upon them.
I am of course talking about tea."
2 comments:
I was reading the original post and slowly getting more and more angry. It was only when i got to the bit about second hand vapour that i realised it's a joke! I really must stop reading the Daily Mail!
Biggest problem is, you can't Ban stupid people :/
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