Friday, March 11, 2011

No Hoopers Live Here.

Here's a picture Richard Ayling snapped while out and about, to which I just had to add the news story below. He snapped in darkness, hence the graininess. Shades of stumbling on a pub called The Slaughered Lamb in the night...

Police baffled by the gruesome murder of a merchant seaman. Forensics officers were seen entering property here, and an inside source informs us that numerous metallic ‘spiders’ were found in the cellar, along with an aquarium full of large ‘worms’. However, our source cannot explain why officers are consulting with a taxidermist, or why a purported witness to this crime now requires psychiatric counselling.

2 comments:

vaudeviewgalor raandisisraisins said...

THE SKINNER, it's just an extrapolation of some headless long armed goofball in Britain from an old newsflash.

Andrew said...

Hey, that's near where I work!