So here we have Disco Stu's blog where he displays my last two video clips and posts:
Only notice the date! 10 days have elapsed and this author still wears the same nondescipt t-shirt - no doubt not even being allowed to leave the room! His bleary eyes watery and aching from constant work. His legs wasting away and back deformed as he hunches interminably over his desk of confinement.
So now we see the truth of publishing! 10 days later and what was ostensibly a video blog can be seen for what it really is - a cry for help!
Can you not hear the clink of the manacles hidden below sight while I slave away at my desk - manacles that are tight around my swollen sledgehammer-broken ankles?
Bloody hell, I didn't know it was a fashion show. I've now got to check which shirt I was wearing in the previous video clip when I do a new one. Or, alternatively, being me, perhaps from now on I should ensure I always wear the same T-shirt in future clips!